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It's the final day of The Double Down Update, but while the update is over, the update has just begun. While you strain a five-gigabyte packet through whatever poor overtaxed mirror is handling your download — get the update now, by the way — you can read about Day 4, featuring a new friend, a new map, a new under-the-hood utility (woah!), and a wall of patch notes so dense that someone walking past your screen might be fooled into thinking you're doing important work.

Click here to view Day 4, and enjoy the Double Down Update!

Orson Jenkins is often quoted as saying "don't come to the boss with a problem, son; come to him with a solution." While he never actually said this — the line was invented for his 1966 biopic Coal Street Money, wherein Jenkins is portrayed by Richard Harris — the sentiment still rings true, and if the problem is all-out corporate warfare, the Soldier and the Demoman have built and/or stolen some solutions. There are new weapons coming in The Double Down Update, and unless something's gone really wrong, we've made it so you can read about them.

Visit the artwork page for more badass page assets that will become a fundamental part of who you are.

And click here to view Day 3!

Day 2 of The Double Down Update is here! Today, the Jenkins–Jenkins blood feud expands onto another new made-in-house map (and onto the pages of another dubious magazine). Also, a weapon teased in the trailer short is ready to be scrutinized, blindly theory-crafted about, and declared to be unbalanced slop before anyone has even gotten to use it.

As always, find full-res versions of Day 2's graphics and posters on the artwork page.

Click here to view Day 2! (You can navigate between "days" using the ticket at the top of the update page.)