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Orson Jenkins is often quoted as saying "don't come to the boss with a problem, son; come to him with a solution." While he never actually said this — the line was invented for his 1966 biopic Coal Street Money, wherein Jenkins is portrayed by Richard Harris — the sentiment still rings true, and if the problem is all-out corporate warfare, the Soldier and the Demoman have built and/or stolen some solutions. There are new weapons coming in The Double Down Update, and unless something's gone really wrong, we've made it so you can read about them.

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And click here to view Day 3!

Day 2 of The Double Down Update is here! Today, the Jenkins–Jenkins blood feud expands onto another new made-in-house map (and onto the pages of another dubious magazine). Also, a weapon teased in the trailer short is ready to be scrutinized, blindly theory-crafted about, and declared to be unbalanced slop before anyone has even gotten to use it.

As always, find full-res versions of Day 2's graphics and posters on the artwork page.

Click here to view Day 2! (You can navigate between "days" using the ticket at the top of the update page.)

Business is a minefield. Not that Orson Jenkins would know (although you could have your legs blown off by anti-tank ordnance and still be a good deal taller than he is). He's spent years dodging bullets, juking knives poised over his back, and hiding in the back of his limousine crying, but while his person has been endangered, his company has never been under threat. Until today — by dint of another roly-poly moneyman, vying for the coal king's throne.

You've heard the rumors, watched the animated short, and used the short as fodder for new rumors, and they're probably all true, because The Double Down Update is coming, and Day 1 is coming even sooner: now!

The Double Down Update releases January 24th. Check out the artwork page every day for full-scale posters and logos.

And click here to view Day 1!